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1. Are all Americans fat?
2. Do Americans usually eat McDonalds?
3. Is an American Family like the Simpsons?
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Today in my English class for some reason we got to the subject how to say “I am going to the bathroom”. A friend of mine said he would say “I am going to take a number 2″ my teacher said it wouldn’t be very polite and “I am going on the toilet” would be to more proper way to say it. After that I shared a story: Once I asked an old lady where the toilet was. She totally shocked answered, that a young polite boy never ever asks for the toilet, he would ask for the bath- or restroom. After telling this, my teacher threw his hands in the air and says:
“All Americans are hypocrites!”
and he added America makes movies like American Pie but don’t say toilet. How ironic! =D You need to understand the sarcasm and irony of my teacher at this point. So don’t feel to offended. I would call it cultural difference
I shouldn’t have done it. I knew it was going to be really annoying but for some reason I had to show them. I had learnt it during a american history class and I bothered all my friends with it. I remember walking through the hall way and wet all my friends who where passing by. Yeah I showed them the whole in the cap of a bottle. For those who have no idea what I mean; It is easy! You take some think sharp (like a pair of scissors) and put a very little whole in the cap. Now when the bottle is filled with water you can splash water at every person. It’s really fun you should try it.
Anyways I showed my……
Sometimes when my mom has a really creative day, and she has those a lot, she has sometimes brilliant ideas. It is really hot this days, up to a 100° F and studying in my room isn’t really a pleasure without the good old ceiling fan. I just loved it. Even tho the one in my room in the USA was broken the whole year. But I mean we had one in every room, so I had the experience. At the moment I am missing the……
Since I have been back I met so many old and new friends. Especially last week when school started. I listed ten of the most asked here for you guys. And yeah some of the answer aren’t really honest, but those who met me know that I am a sarcastic person… Enjoy!
1. How was it?
What do you mean? 
2. How is it to be back in Switzerland?
Small, but it’s good to see old friends and family.
